A Porn Site Says They Have Bid On The Naming Rights To The Miami Heat’s Arena

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by Tommy Gimler

It apparently “doesn’t get much more Miami than having the arena sponsored by BangBros.”

Not since Pink Taco allegedly submitted the paperwork in hopes of winning the naming rights to what would eventually be known as University of Phoenix Stadium has there been this much excitement (pun intended) for a company to win the naming rights of a major sports arena in the States.

The company hoping to cum to terms with the Miami Heat for the naming rights to what was formerly called American Airlines Arena? You guessed it - BangBros. If you’ve never heard of BangBros and you get your sports news from The Daily Upper Decker, well, you’re a liar, but we’ll go ahead and humor you anyway. BangBros is an internet porn site, and they’re looking to name the Heat’s arena…wait for it…The BangBros Center, which of course would be shortened to “The BBC.”

Now, if you don’t think BangBros is truly serious about investing in something other than Cherie DeVille getting jackhammered on the hood of an F-150, well, speaking of how Ms. DeVille hobbles around after a day on set, you’re sorely mistaken. Here’s their official press release detailing their plans to get into the sports arena naming game:

Oh man! Let’s hope they air the negotiations live on ESPN+ or some shit. We’re pretty sure even if they’re told to take their smut money and get the fuck out it will still be more entertaining than 60 minutes of Carolina Panthers football…

Wait, there’s more: Is This Bet On Auburn To Beat Kent State The Dumbest Bet Of All Time?

You have got to see this shit:

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