Mike Zimmer’s Sunflower Seeds Sure Look A Lot Like A Dipsky

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by Tommy Gimler

Sometimes you just can’t wait til you’re on the bus.

Remember reaching into a box of Cracker Jacks and pulling out like a marble or some shit? Well, this is pretty much the same thing, except it’s a bag of David Sunflower Seeds and Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer is pulling out the chewing tobacco he hid inside. I mean, it’s the third quarter of a preseason game, who’s going to have their eyes on the head coach of a team who year after year shits on their fans’ hopes and dreams?

Well, that answer is everybody thanks to the internet:

Surprisingly, this isn’t Zimmer’s first time getting busted loading a fat one, as Fox cameras caught him doing the same thing back in 2015 during a game against the Lions:

It’s not really a big deal other than the fact that the NFL doesn’t allow its players, coaches or officials to use alcohol or tobacco on the field or during television interviews. Shit, if that’s the case, sign me up for as many radio interviews as possible and throw me a log of Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen.

It’s unknown what else Zimmer is hiding from the NFL while he coaches from the sideline. Could that really be some purple drank inside his Gatorade bottle? Or when the Queens are playing on the road, could it be a hooker dressed up to look like his daughter-in-law? The world may never know…

Wait, there’s more: The #1 Team Being Bet On To Win The Super Bowl? You Guessed It – The Bears

You have got to see this shit:

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