Jets DE Quinnen Williams Is Going To Go Home And Play With Himself

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by Tommy Gimler

Not his pecker, you perverts. His Madden self.

Here’s a rather amusing clip from an interview with new Jets DE Quinnen Williams at practice today. In it, he discusses how his Madden profile was given a score of 80 in the Madden Ultimate Team mode.

Naturally, he was pretty excited about that, so excited in fact that he had a little slip of tongue in which it sounded like he was going to go home after practice and yank his crank.

Meh, don’t worry about it, kid. The majority of single (and married) men in this country will be doing it for real tonight…

Wait, there’s more: J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night

You have got to see this shit: 

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