J.D. Davis Was Pretty Damn Excited To Face The White Sox Last Night


by Tommy Gimler

Weird. Thinking about baseball is supposed to get rid of your boner, right?

In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the New York Mets have managed to win a few ball games and are threatening to climb into the postseason picture.

After blanking the pig shit awful Chicago White Sox 4-0 this afternoon, the Mets have now won seven in a row and 13 of their last 17. That leaves them at 53-55 and just four games out of a Wild Card slot with 54 more games to play. Plus, their next seven games are against two of the worst teams in the National League in Pittsburgh and Miami, so at this time next week, there is a distinct possibility that the 2019 Mets will be over .500.

Just how excited are Mets players about that notion right now? Well, if you’re basing your guess solely on J.D. Davis batting with an erection last night, I’d say the answer is pretty goddamn excited.

Who knows? Maybe Davis had a side piece lined up on the South Side after the game and he popped one of those little yellow guys a few innings too early. Either way, things are looking up (pun intended) for Davis and the Mets these days…

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You have got to see this shit:

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