If Jon Gruden Is Getting This Pissed Off In The Preseason His Heart Should Explode Sometime Around Week 4

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s only a game, Focker! A preseason one!

Odds are you missed the preseason tilt between the Raiders and Cardinals Thursday night because you were doing anything else. Unless of course you’re Brett Hundley’s mother, then whoa, what a game!

Well, to put it mildly, Raiders head coach Jon Gruden was not about to let a rookie quarterback on the worst team in all of football embarrass his ass on national fucking television. In fact, Gruden was so amped up that his entire noggin turned a shade of red that you’d usually only see from somebody who just shit his pants in an elevator full of Hawaiian Tropic girls that is slowly making its way up to the 62nd floor.

The culprit? You guessed it – a delay of game penalty on an extra point try with the Raiders already up 16-0 in the first quarter:

Good lord! You won’t find that shade of red in a 120 count box of Crayola crayons. I mean, take it easy, pal. You’ll want to live to see what Mark Davis’s next haircut looks like.

Of course, if this is the Gruden we get to see on a regular basis, he should live to be damn near 114:  

Wait, there’s more: One Man’s D**k Sandwich Wound Up Being Another Man’s Third Home Run Of The Game

You have got to see this shit:

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