Just Checking In On Grayson Allen And Yup, He’s Still A Bitch

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by Frank Rhombus

Other than Aldon Smith, Richie Incognito, Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict, nobody gets more second chances to prove they’re not a psychotic asshole than Grayson Allen.

Odds are you missed Thursday night’s NBA Summer League game between the Celtics and Grizzlies because you were busy doing something more constructive with your time, like jamming a flathead screwdriver up your peehole, for example, but that means you missed mega fucktard Grayson Allen showing the world that he’s still a cuntbag of biblical proportions on the hardwood.

Here he is once again getting totally outplayed by an opponent and then reaching into his sack of dickbag maneuvers to find something of the “I’m going to wind up and try to rip your fucking head off” variety:

Yup, nothing sums it up better than Depressed Bruins fan’s “Dude’s a hoe.”

Look, it takes a lot for a white guy to get traded out of Salt Lake City, but in Allen’s case, it was easy to do since he fucking blows. I mean, imagine being a player on Memphis now who has to stick up for this clown when he pulls his next shitdick move? Our hope is that it will look something resembling the end of Training Day when Denzel is left with just his dick (and a cigarette) in hand after nobody in the hood backs him up.

In the meantime, let’s speculate why Grayson Allen is a gigantic fucking turd. Take three seconds to answer the poll question below, and enjoy the rest of your day knowing that it’s OK if Grayson Allen is a better basketball player than you because you’re a far better human being…

Wait, there’s more: Would You Cut Off Your D**k For A Super Bowl Win? Titans Coach Mike Vrabel Would

You have got to see this shit:

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