This Play Pretty Much Sums Up How Bad The Seattle Mariners Are This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Nobody home!

Losers of 27 of their last 34 games, if anybody on the Mariners roster isn’t already making vacation plans for October, well, they should be.

While their pitching staff has been nothing short of pig shit awful, perhaps the biggest reason behind Seattle’s shitty run is the fact that they have committed 69 (haha) errors already. That’s by far the worst mark in all of baseball. The second-worst fielding team in the big leagues is the Chicago White Sox, who have committed…wait for it…21 fewer errors.

With so many errors spread across 63 games, one would think that it would be hard to come up with one that could be dubbed the worst, but as that crazy old fuck at the four-letter likes to say, not so fast, my friend. It doesn’t get much worse than this:

“I’m not sure I’ve seen that before.”

That’s usually something you’d only hear if Chuck Norris stepped into the batter’s box and urinated over the centerfield wall 410 feet away or two players got caught buttfucking each other out at second base. But in the case of the 2019 Seattle Mariners, our guess is that it’s something that’s being said on a rather frequent basis…

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You have got to see this shit:

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