Sometimes You Run An Ad About Winning The Stanley Cup Before You Actually Do It And Jinx The Hell Out Of Your Team


by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might need to tell the St. Louis Post-Dispatch that you have to win four games to bring home Lord Stanley’s Cup.

Up three games to two in their best-of-seven Stanley Cup Finals series and hosting the Bruins on their home ice with a chance to clinch, the St. Louis Blues and their fans had to be feeling pretty good about where they were at heading into Sunday night. That was, of course, until the St. Louis Post-Dispatch decided to jinx the everliving fuck out of them by running these ads along with several others congratulating them on one hell of a championship run.

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Naturally, the Blues went out and laid a fucking turd, losing 5-1 and now need a Game 7 win in Boston to bring St. Louis “its first-ever Stanley Cup” for realz. In the meantime, let’s see if we can get the Post-Dispatch to run an ad congratulating the Chicago Bears on winning Super Bowl 54…

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You have got to see this shit:

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