Paul Pierce Admits To Pooping Himself In The 2008 NBA Finals And Then Denies It Hours Later

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by Tommy Gimler

Somebody might want to check on this dude’s pill stash.

Rumors had been swirling around the interweb for exactly 11 years suggesting that Paul Pierce never injured anything other than his pride in Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals. You see, kids, many believed that Mr. Pierce shat himself and then went down to the floor shortly afterward in hopes that faking a knee injury would draw everyone’s attention away from his poopy pants.

These poopy pants:

paul pierce poop pants

If those set of shitty shorts doesn’t convince you, maybe the fact that he came back and scored 13 points in the last 18 minutes without the faintest sight of any knee injury would do the trick. And if that doesn’t do it, well, maybe Paul Pierce himself going on national television and admitting that he wasn’t injured and “just had to go to a bathroom” will finally set the facts straight that he pooped his goddamn self 11 years ago:

“You were streaking?” Man, God bless Jalen Rose. What a treasure.

The exact opposite of Jalen Rose? You guessed it – Paul Pierce, who jumped on Twitter hours later to say that he did NOT shit his shorts:

Well, that does it. If his shitty (pun intended) predictions this NBA postseason didn’t convince you that Pierce is nothing short of a giant turd then these shenanigans should. You don’t go on national TV and tell millions of people that you shit yourself on the basketball court and then deny it hours later. You can’t. It’s in the Bible. Look it up…

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You have got to see this shit:

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