Guess What Happened When A 51-Year-Old Man Decided To Do Push-Ups In The Middle Of The Road


by Tommy Gimler

Forget 51. I mean, how in the hell did this guy make it past 30?

According to WHEC, a 51-year-old ass clown is expected to survive after he was hit by a car while doing…wait for it…push-ups in the middle of the goddamn road. And oh yeah, it was at night.

Police said the man decided to get his “swole” on in the middle of Lyell Avenue near Angle Street in Rochester, New York around 10 p.m. That section of Lyell Avenue was closed overnight while police investigated what happened. When they realized it was just the fact that the man was dumber than a box of shit, they reopened the roadway.

Hey, here’s to hoping he gets all patched up soon and able to live out his dream of jumping rope alongside the Grand Canyon…

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You have got to see this shit:

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