Here’s Tampa Bay’s First Base Coach Timing A Fan While He Chugs His Beer

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by Tommy Gimler

2.3 seconds?!?! Somebody get this guy a uniform.

Believe it or not, both Tampa Bay and Miami still have professional baseball teams, and the two of them met for a pair of games last week at Marlins Park. That means roughly 19, 20 or maybe 26 people took in the action each night.

But for those in attendance who had an extra 12 bucks to spend on choice seats down the first base line, a reward was in their future. That reward? You guessed it – Rays first base coach Ozzie Timmons brought both his gunt and his stopwatch over in between innings and actually timed a fan while he chugged his beer.

And that, kids, is how you become a legend.

In a related story, congrats to Timmons, as we now know he exists…

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