Here Are Two Big Reasons To Root For The Dallas Stars Tuesday Night

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by Tommy Gimler

They’re called boobs, Ed.

They say there isn’t much that’s better than playoff hockey, but I think a massive set of yams on display at a playoff hockey game does the trick. And son of a fuck stick, that’s exactly what we got Sunday night in Dallas during the Blues’ 4-1 Game 6 win that evened the series at three games apiece.

Unfortunately for Stars fans, that insane boobage may have been too distracting for their beloved team, as they now have to travel to St. Louis Tuesday night and survive Game 7 to advance to the Western Conference Finals. Fortunately for the rest of us, the owner of these beautiful breasticles has been identified. Her name is Natalie Gauvreau, and she is fucking fantastic.

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Just getting ready to make some breakfast

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In need of a good frisking

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Back in Cali

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And despite the fact that “SexyNatG” is Canadian, you’re simply un-American if you’re not rooting for Dallas to win Tuesday night so we get a few more Stars home games for her to attend. Oh, and her funbags…

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