Unless You Too Took A Foul Ball To The Beanbag, Odds Are You Had A Better Night Than Gary Sanchez

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve got an extra pamphlet on adoption lying around the house, feel free to send it to New York Yankees catcher Gary Sanchez.

That’s because Sanchez’s shit’s not going to be working right until Mother’s Day at the earliest after Houston’s Yuli Gurriel foul tipped a ball into his plums.

Nut. Shot. Johnson.

Believe it or not, Sanchez had the balls (pun intended) to stay in there and finish out New York’s 6-3 loss to Houston. It’s unknown what everything looks like this morning, but our guess is that it’s something similar to a vomit pile consisting of Spaghetti O’s and grape Kool-Aid…

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You have got to see this shit:

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