Chris Davis Raised His Batting Average 79 Points Today After Finally Getting A Hit

Screen Shot 2019-04-13 at 12.30.38 PM

by Tommy Gimler

Three of them, bitch!

It totally helps that Boston’s Rick Porcello is to pitching what Baltimore’s Chris Davis is to hitting, but the worst 0-for slump in the history of baseball by a position player has finally come to an end. That’s right, kids. For the first time in his last 55 at-bats, Davis wound up on first base courtesy of a base hit.

0-for-54 no more. If you had the stones to take Davis in your “Beat The Streak” contest today, well, booyeah. And if you took the maximum amount of Orioles possible in your FanDuel, congrats on pocketing a boatload of cash. Kate Upton and her massive yams were right. The fact that Porcello has a Cy Young on his resume is a bigger joke than Chief Keef…

Wait, there’s more: Soon-To-Be Unemployed Security Guard Slips And Nearly Ends Tiger’s Masters

You have got to see this shit:

What do you think? Leave a comment or subscribe to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Image Description