This Tweet About Jason Witten Is The Funniest Thing We’ve Seen Since He Joined The MNF Booth


by Tommy Gimler

He’s got no more hair, brah.

It’s 9:30 p.m. in LA, so odds are you’re looking for a six-minute novel to dive into about as much as I’m looking for a bum’s ass to eat. That’s why we simply have this tweet for you to enjoy before you move onto Spankbang:

That pic came from Witten’s Texas Sports Hall of Fame press conference Saturday afternoon. Odds are you missed it while it was being broadcast live because you were busy using your time more wisely jamming a screwdriver up your peehole or something, but just seeing the above tweet now should pretty much get you up to speed for the water cooler Monday morning…

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You have got to see this shit:

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