The Eagles’ Lane Johnson Makes Hysterical Giant Condom Joke While Saying Goodbye To Big Dick Nick Foles

Super Bowl LII - Philadelphia Eagles v New England Patriots

by Tommy Gimler

The legend of Big Dick Nick continues to grow (pun intended).

If you see dozens of ladies limping in and around Jacksonville this weekend, well, you’ll know that former Eagles quarterback Nick Foles and his massive schlong have arrived to finally take the Jaguars to the promised land. By now, it’s no secret that Foles has been walking around this planet with a gigantic pork sword, and it’s also no secret that his Eagles teammates loved him under center. Although, you’d have to think Jason Kelce was a tad nervous every time Foles walked up to take the snap while surveying the defense instead of making sure where he was in regards to Kelce’s poop chute.

Any crap, it’s no surprise that his former teammates took to social media to wish him well with his new team, but perhaps nobody did it better than Lane Johnson, who dropped this hysterical picture on Twitter:

Outstanding.

Perhaps the funniest part of the joke is that it came from a guy named Johnson…

Wait, there’s more: Dear God: Next Time Around I’d Like To Be Christian Yelich. Thanks.

You have got to see this shit:

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