Texas Cornerback Asked At NFL Combine If He Has Two Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Does he get more money if he’s got three?

If you’ve been paying attention to the NFL Combine the last few years, odds are you’ve noticed that the line of questioning a potential NFL player faces at this thing ranges somewhere between ludicrous and more fucked up than Ray Liotta’s face. In case you need a reminder, here are some of the standout questions from previous years:

Do you find your mother attractive?

Do you like men?

When did you lose your virginity?

Is your mother a prostitute?

Does your mother still do drugs?

Boxers or briefs?

But just when you thought NFL GMs and scouts couldn’t possibly get more perverted with their lines of questioning, one of them went and dropped this bomb on Texas Longhorns cornerback Kris Boyd:

Here’s the actual clip of the reporter asking Boyd that question:

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So there you have it, kids. It’s now beyond obvious that before sitting down with prospects at the NFL Combine, it is mandatory that GMs and scouts watch six consecutive hours of Pornhub, with at least two of those hours being strictly men-on-men hump sessions and at least another hour worth of watching clips of sons hooking up with their moms, most of whom are nasty hookers still doing drugs…

Wait, there’s more: Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

You have got to see this shit:

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