Sometimes You Get So Excited About Odell Beckham Jr. That You Make A Shirt Promoting Ohio BJs

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s yet another sexual story from the NFL offseason.

NFL wide receiver/guy who looks at the solar eclipse without protective eyewear Odell Beckham Jr. is now a member of the Cleveland Browns. All it took was a 1st and 3rd round draft pick as well as former first-rounder Jabrill Peppers. Let’s take a look at our DUD intern’s reaction upon hearing that news for the first time:

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Look, if he doesn’t tear his labia again this year or continue to be a bigger cock in the locker room than the one Nick Foles is swinging below his belt, it might actually be worth it, as opposing defensive coordinators are now going to look at this offense like:

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Many Browns fans are actually stoked about the idea of somebody with the skillset of Beckham Jr. catching passes from Baker Mayfield, and wouldn’t you know it, one of them has already put out a T-shirt that perfectly captures the entire state’s excitement of Odell coming to Cleveland. Or is it a shirt promoting knob jobs in The Buckeye State? You be the judge:

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If you want one of those puppies, you can click here. Our advice? You guessed it - Why pay $24 plus shipping for the shirt when you can pay some skank in Medina 8 bucks for the real thing behind the Super 8?

Wait, there’s more: This Is What Happens When You Collide With 245 Pounds Of Pure Beef At First Base

You have got to see this shit:

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