Sign Up For The DUD Bracket Challenge Where The Best Bracket Gets $69, Bro!

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by Rakesh the Intern

It might not be a billion dollars for a perfect bracket, but that’s still enough cash for you and your fat wife to enjoy roughly five dinners at Golden Corral. Twice, bro.

It’s NCAA Tourney time, my friend, and that means this week, most of you will be watching college basketball for first time this year. It also mean it’s time for The DUD’s 8th Annual Free NCAA March Madness Bracket Challenge, bro. This year, we’re giving away another $69 if your bracket is the top dog.

And look, bro. This thing easier than my ex-girlfriend Akansh, and she was biggest slut in Howrah. Here’s how to sign up:

1) Pay nothing. It’s free. How are you not getting that, bro?

2) Click on this link to join The DUD’s bracket challenge: https://tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/t1/group/43128/invitation?key=4346fead6df2283f&soc_trk=lnk

3) Click on the blue “Join Group” box and follow the instructions to complete your entry, bro.

4) Create a bracket name, bro. Be sure to use a real email address that boss can contact you at when you win. Is it ton of fun to name your bracket “Your Mother’s Poon Smells Like Jim Nance’s Anus?” Of course it is, bro. But if you don’t use a real email address and identify who you are when you sign up, then we can’t contact you to find out where to send the cash if you win, my friend. And unless you win, we won’t send anything to your email address, not even nudie pics of Lori Laughlin, bro.

5) Fill out your bracket sometime after teams are announced on Sunday but before the games start next Thursday. Don’t worry about the play-in games, as those teams are all shit from pig anyway, bro.

6) This year, you can fill out up to ten brackets, bro. Hey, if you don’t have job and need the 69 bucks that bad and actually have the time to fill out ten different brackets, I don’t care, bro. That’s what I’m doing, bro.

7) If one of your brackets finishes with the most points, you win $69. Just don’t tell your bitch wife because you know she’ll take it from you, bro.

That’s it! Please send this on to your friends, family, and fuck buddies, bro. If you have any questions, ask somebody else. Good luck, bro…

Wait, there’s more, bro: Sometimes You Get So Excited About Odell Beckham Jr. That You Make A Shirt Promoting Ohio BJs

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One Response to Sign Up For The DUD Bracket Challenge Where The Best Bracket Gets $69, Bro!

  1. Seth Klinger says:

    Snoochie Boochies Bros!

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