Nothing Like Wishing Your Player A Happy Birthday On Twitter And Then Shipping Him Out Of Town Two Hours Later


by Tommy Gimler

The Cleveland Browns might be the most entertaining team in the NFL.

Whether they’re losing 31 of 32 games over a two-year span or letting big-dick player Baker Mayfield sling it all over the field en route to a magical 7-8-1 season, you have to admit that they’re a lot like tits in that you can’t really ever take your eyes off them no matter what condition they’re in.

Hell, even in the offseason, if you take your eyes off this team you’re going to miss shit like wishing one of their players a happy birthday and then trading his ass a mere two hours later. Kevin Zeitler knows what we’re talking about:

Well, hopefully none of his Browns mates chipped in to get him a new Dodge Ram 4×4, as that’ll be as useful in New York City as a 24-pack of Magnums is an Asian frat house…

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You have got to see this shit:

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