Bryce Harper Apparently Still Wants To Bring A Title To DC Despite Signing With The Phillies

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by Frank Rhombus

If you haven’t heard by now that Bryce Harper will make $330 million over the next 13 years in Philadelphia, you’re probably deaf.

The Phillies made the largest contract in major North American sports history official at their spring training facility in Clearwater, Florida Saturday afternoon, and Harper wasted no time getting to the fact that he wants to bring a championship back to…wait for it…Washington, D.C.

Oh shit.

Even though it’s the weekend, Twitter didn’t take the day off and roasted Harper like a motherfucker. Here are some of their better efforts:  

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You have got to see this shit:

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