You Won’t Be Able To See This Food Porn Ad During The Super Bowl So Laugh Your Ass Off Watching It Now

devour food porn commercial

by Tommy Gimler

The sticky magazine pages were a nice touch.

I don’t often find myself in the frozen food market, so I’ve never really heard of DEVOUR meals. But let’s just say if their White Cheddar Mac & Cheese is anywhere close to being as good as this commercial, well, it’s probably the best shit ever, man.

The hornballs who make up the marketing department at Kraft and Heinz came up with a real humdinger of a food porn commercial that was supposed to air during the Super Bowl next Sunday. But maybe it was the sticky magazine sheets. Or maybe it was tissues the dude’s girlfriend finds under the bed. Or maybe it’s the hinting of a couple experimenting with amateur porn. Anyway, the prudes at the league office told Kraft and Heinz to take a fucking hike and air it somewhere else.

That somewhere else was YouTube yesterday:

Genius.

Of course for some ladies, their boo turning into a three-minute man would actually be an improvement…

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You have got to see this shit:

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