Will Chick-Fil-A Be Open? Will There Be A Penalty For Roughing The Passer? Your Best Super Bowl 53 Props Are Right Here

NFL: JAN 28 Super Bowl Opening Night - Rams

by Tommy Gimler

Will Gladys Knight wear a dress while singing the national anthem? Shit, we didn’t even know she was still alive.

Tommy Gimler was joined in studio by big-time director Barry Murphy and childless (we think) single guy Justin Gilbert, and without a dog in the fight, the guys all agree that the only way to enjoy watching Super Bowl 53 is by laying some sweet action on it.

The crew at Oddsshark have really gone the extra mile this year by creating this shit your pants awesome list of props, and each of the guys decided to pick their five favorite. Tommy thinks something is up, and Todd Gurley will run for more than 70.5 yards. Barry likes kickers (fucking weirdo), and he thinks that they will kick more than 2.5 field goals. Justin is banking on the Chick-Fil-A inside Mercedes-Benz Stadium remaining closed because it’s Sunday.

What else should you double up your kid’s college fund on this Sunday? Well, line up a few heaters to burn and enjoy the latest DUDcast…

Oh, man. Somebody get me this shit on iTunes...

Wait, there’s more: Bill Vinovich Is Also A College Basketball Ref And Fans Are Still All Over Him For The NFC Championship Game

You have got to see this shit:

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