Play Number 8 On Texas Quarterback Sam Ehlinger’s Wristband Features A Few Really Naughty Words

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by Tommy Gimler

Those words? Well, you’ll have to read on, bitch.

Anytime somebody on Twitter who apparently has a lot of free time on his or her hands decides to blow up a picture of Texas Longhorns quarterback Sam Ehlinger’s armband playbook and said wristband features a play called “Go Fuck Yourself Bitch,” you better bet your sweet ass that we’ll be here to show that to you:

Well, it must have been one hell of a play, as the Longhorns pretty much told the 13-point favorite Bulldogs to go fuck themselves all night long en route to a 28-21 Sugar Bowl victory. In fact, Texas has apparently been telling opponents to go fuck themselves (bitch) for quite some time now, as the crew at SB Nation uncovered with some hardcore detective work yesterday.

Sadly, it’s been 48 hours since Texas took care of business in the Big Easy and still, nobody has been able to tell us what they called play number 69…

Wait, there’s more: College Basketball Player Channels Inner LeBron For Block Of The Year – Oh Wait, He Jumps So High He Slams His Head Against The Glass

You have got to see this shit:  

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