Puck Drills NHL Ref In The Nards Then Ricochets Into Goal

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by Tommy Gimler

Usually it takes a ref getting jacked in the giblets by a puck for us to cover hockey, and wouldn’t you know it, that’s exactly what happened Tuesday night in St. Louis.

Odds are you missed the Blues and Panthers ripping up the ice Tuesday night because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed referee Tim Peel take a puck to the gonads. Even better, that’s not where the story ends, as the puck then ricocheted off of Peel’s cock and balls and found its way into the netting for what at first appeared to be one of the craziest goals in St. Louis Blues history.

Sadly, it didn’t count, as NHL rules state that a puck can’t hit a ref – even in his pork sword – and then directly find its way into the goal. And by “directly,” the NHL means that it can’t hit just the goalie either. You see, kids, it has to first drill the ref in his grapes then bounce off another player or another player’s stick and then find the back of the net cleanly or off the goalie.

So, tough break for St. Louis – and of course for Peel – but this was all for naught.

St. Louis eventually won the game, but I think I speak for the majority of sports fans when I say, “Who gives a shit?”

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