This Guy Somehow Owns The Raiders And Is Plowing That Girl

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by Tommy Gimler

I’m sure it’s Mark Davis’s Kmart sweatshirt or sweet binocs and not his unlimited cash flow that’s wrecking this girl’s panties on a daily basis.

If you were to tell me that Al Davis and Rocky Dennis had a lovechild, and they wound up naming him Mark Davis, I’d have no choice but to believe you based on this screenshot of the Raiders owner from Thursday night’s embarrassing showing against the 49ers.

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It’s unclear what was making this beautiful young woman so unhappy at that moment, but our guess is that it had less to do with the Raiders lack of effort on the football field and more with the notion of having to go down on that fucking guy when they got home. Even more disturbing than that thought? You guessed it – 49ers running back Raheem Mostert’s arm basically turning into jelly after he broke it in horrific fashion during the third quarter. Naturally, we have that video below…

Wait, there’s more: The Bills Mafia Made Sure At Least One Dildo Found The End Zone Monday Night

You have got to see this shit:

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