Should You Lose Your Job As A Las Vegas Sportscaster If You’re Caught Masturbating At A Slot Machine At 9:15 In The Morning?

randy howe jerking off slot machine

by Tommy Gimler

It’s not often that you hear somebody say you would have been better off getting busted doing coke off a hooker’s tits, but for Las Vegas sports guy Randy Howe, it was definitely the case Tuesday morning.

You see, kids, the KSNV sportscaster was arrested at 9:15 in the morning after he allegedly got busted punching his clown at a slot machine inside a Sin City tavern. From the Las Vegas Sun:

A Las Vegas TV sportscaster arrested Tuesday morning is accused of exposing himself and masturbating at a North Las Vegas bar, according to a police report. When confronted by North Las Vegas Police, Randall William Howe, who uses the on-air name Randy Howe, denied the allegations, saying he was “itching terribly” and was scratching himself, according to the arrest report.

An employee at the unidentified tavern called police about 9:15 a.m. to report that a patron sitting at a slot machine at the bar had allegedly been masturbating, according to the report. A worker told responding officers they noticed the patron display “strange behavior,” which included walking to the bathroom with his penis outside his pants, police said.

Surveillance video reviewed by police showed the patron unzip his pants and fondle himself, according to the report. Howe insisted he was not masturbating, saying he had a severe rash and was scratching himself, the report said. He said he “probably shouldn’t have been scratching himself at the bar and that it was a bad decision,” according to the report.

I mean, don’t you just hate it when you recognize a Las Vegas sports personality at the same tavern as you on a glorious Tuesday morning, so you walk up to him and shake his hand and tell him that you love seeing him on TV, and then you read this story? There isn’t enough Pomegranate and Mango Softsoap on this planet to wash away that regret. Hell, in that case, I’d actually prefer if he was tossing one off instead of “itching terribly.”

Regardless of whether or not it was a terrible itch or a 9:15 a.m. jerk sesh at a slot machine, fuck this guy. We’re getting our Runnin’ Rebels highlights elsewhere from here on out…

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You have got to see this shit:

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One Response to Should You Lose Your Job As A Las Vegas Sportscaster If You’re Caught Masturbating At A Slot Machine At 9:15 In The Morning?

  1. richard ago says:

    so he is guilty according to this writer……….did you see the reviews about this bar and the scumbags it employs? you are an idiot and may someone set you up someday so they can take your job………..

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