Ohio State Fan Dressed In Hot Dog Suit Hits On Announcer Then Hits Half-Court Shot To Win Free Hot Dogs For A Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Whoa! That’s a lot of lips, assholes and sodium nitrate.

If you’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting somebody who went to the Ohio State University, you know firsthand that they’re not lacking in the confidence department. Case in point is this kid Robbie Jamison, who watched his beloved Buckeyes drop their first game of the year on the hardwood last night to Syracuse but still went home a yuge wiener winner.

That’s because Jamison was presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. That opportunity? You guessed it – hit a half-court shot and go home with a year’s supply of wieners. Of course, we wouldn’t have been running a story on it had Jamison missed that shot, but let’s just say that wasn’t the only shot he nailed last night.

“Most people call me Robbie, but you can call me anytime.”

Wow. Either this kid’s nerves were numb thanks to a pregame sixer of Milwaukee’s Best Ice, or he’s limping around campus with testicles the size of grapefruits. I mean, to say that to a smoking hottie and then drain a 47-footer in front of a few thousand peeps is some big-dick player “swinging past your knees” kind of shit.

Now had the majority of us tried something like that, we of course would have thrown the ball over the glass while tearing an ACL and getting slapped with some kind of #MeToo bullshit in the process. But not Robbie Jamison. Congrats to this young man for beating the odds and then some last night…

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You have got to see this shit:  

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