Here Are The Best Tweets In Response To New England’s Cordarrelle Patterson Grabbing A Handful Of A Jets Player’s Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

“What is it with the Pats and deflating balls?”

That was just one of the many Twitter responses to New England Patriots receiver/running back Cordarrelle Patterson reaching up and grabbing New York Jets defensive tackle Henry Anderson’s beanbag during the Pats’ 27-13 victory Sunday afternoon. In case you missed one grown man grabbing another’s plums on the gridiron, here’s what that looked like:

Well, it turns out Patterson had what he believed to be a good reason for sexually assaulting another man in the field of play. That reason? You guessed it – he didn’t want that “shit” in his face:

Naturally, Twitter had a field day with it, as even Anderson’s fianceé got in on the action:

Here’s what others had to say about it:  

  And of course:

With all due respect, if that’s all you’re going to bring to the table – “whoa!” – well, get fucked…

Wait, there’s more: Look How Much Fun They Had At The Vikings-Packers Game Sunday Night

You have got to see this shit:

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