Attention Degenerates: The Under Has Hit In Every North Texas Game This Year, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

This is what every bettor who has taken over in North Texas game this year has looked like afterward, bro. Nut shot, bro.

Usually Rakesh wait until weekend before making post about what bets to take in this silly game of American football in hopes of making bookie your bitch. Well, sometimes what you say in this country is a “fucking lock, bro” happens before the weekend, and it’s so juicy like ex-girlfriend Lashonda’s poon that you have to stick face right in it.

That pick tonight, bro, is the North Texas Mean Green. Under has hit in every single game so far this year, including fuck job that Rakesh told you to jump on last week against Old Dominion. Sick shit, bro. Sooner or later, the thugs in Vegas will make sure opposite is going to happen.

This remind me of Cousin Anagi in college. She would let something like 13 guys in her at one time. Sexual chick, bro. And she would keep doing this as if nothing bad was ever going to happen. Well, a little while later, her poon broke. Anagi is all sewed back together like positive ending in Humpty Dumpty, but just barely, bro.

Don’t be like Cousin Anagi, bro. Load and lock up on over and then enjoy calling hooker with massive pile of Rupee winnings…

Wait, there’s more, bro: Just A Friendly Reminder To Never Watch The Jets And Then Get Behind The Wheel Of A Car

You have got to see this shit, bro:

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