This Florida State Fan Had One Hell Of A Time Watching His Seminoles Beat Louisville

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by Tommy Gimler

Surprisingly, Papa John wasn’t the drunkest guy in Louisville this weekend.

That “honor” goes to this Florida State Seminoles fan who watched his beloved team outscore the Louisville Cardinals 21-3 in the second half en route to a 28-24 victory Saturday afternoon. Dude had to watch it from the cheap seats though, presumably because he spent every other dollar to his name on a couple of choice Louisville hookers.

Check that. That guy was the second-drunkest dude in Louisville. The drunkest fuck was the dude who couldn’t wake up from a little stinkfinger to partake in watching the football game or two skanks go to town on his pal.

And yes, that concludes our college football coverage this week…

Wait, there’s more: Kudos To This Cubs Fan Who Actually Wrote An Apology Note After The Brewers Finished Ahead Of The Cubs

You have got to see this shit (hockey’s back, kids):

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