You Might Want To Stay Away From Eating The Pizza At Comerica Park

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not like we needed one, but here’s yet another reason to steer clear of Detroit.

It’s hard to find things more disgusting than NFL officiating these days. Well, unless you’re going directly to an ass-to-mouth (ATM) website on a regular basis. However, we came across this clip of a now ex-Detroit Sportservice employee adding an extra ingredient to the pizza at Comerica Park Friday evening. And yes, by that we mean he spit into the pizza.

If you’re looking for a “glass half-full” take on it, I mean, hey, at least he didn’t ejaculate into it. Still, that’s pretty fucking gross.

Now there is actually some good news in regards to this shitdick. For starters, he was arrested after the video surfaced on Instagram Friday night, and Detroit Sportservice released a statement saying they “immediately closed that food stand and disposed of all the product after learning about the incident.”

The other good news? You guessed it – the Tigers played their last home game of the year on Sunday, so nobody in Detroit has to subject themselves to the garbage being served at Comerica Park both at the food stands and on the baseball diamond…

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