The Bills Mafia Was Alive And Well In Green Bay On Sunday

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by Tommy Gimler

We don’t have any videos of broads in a Thurman Thomas jersey getting humped on the hood of a Corolla parked outside of the Green Bay Elks Lodge, but let’s just say if you’re in need of a $40 folding table, odds are the Costco in Bellevue is fresh out of those fuckers.

Look, kids. Josh Allen looked like a quarterback who played his college ball at Wyoming Sunday afternoon, as he and his Bills teammates fell to the Packers 22-0 at Lambeau Field despite Packers head coach Mike McCarthy’s buffoonery. Before the game, however, the Bills fans who made the trip to Ashwaubenon looked like world fucking champions.

I mean, check this out:


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Let’s go Buffalo!!!! #shitbagtittyfucker #billsmafia #packers #bills #cowboysarebetter #gocowboys

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And then there was this former fifth-place finisher in the Miss Oswego competition in 2007 who suddenly is no longer the front runner in her hometown’s upcoming election for comptroller:

The bottom line is that while watching the on-the-field product the Bills are offering up to the masses every Sunday is about as much fun as watching my 93-year-old grandfather trying to finish off a scratcher, I could watch clips of Buffalo’s fans do their thing for hours, especially if those of the female variety begin scissoring each other on those folding tables before choke-slamming each other through them…

Wait, there’s more: Kudos To The Vikings Long Snapper Who Lost Part Of His Finger But Returned To The Field To Finish The Game

You have got to see this shit:

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