Here’s Chip The Buffalo Drilling Himself In The Pecker With A T-Shirt Gun

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a friendly reminder that watching somebody get thumped in the cock and balls is hysterical as long as it’s not you.

Odds are you missed the Colorado Buffaloes curb stomping of the visiting New Hampshire Wildcats last Saturday because you were busy doing anything else. Hell, many of you were probably unaware that either school still had a Division 1 program.

Well, at least in the case of the Buffaloes, they’re actually a team worth watching in the PAC-12 South this year for a number of reasons. For starters, junior quarterback Steven Montez seems to be the real deal. And second, their mascot Chip the Buffalo is out there smacking himself in the gonads with a T-shirt gun for the enjoyment of others.

Here he is in action during Saturday’s 45-14 win:

Thankfully for Chip and his giblets, he was later seen back on the field cheering on his fellow Buffaloes, but not before he was carted off with a severely bruised pee-pee and ego. Thumbs up, though!

Godspeed, Chip. Let’s hope somebody gives that same cannon to that fucker Brutus in Columbus…

Wait, there’s more: Christian Yelich Can Plow My Sister

You have got to see this shit:

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