San Diego Idiot Gets Smoked By Security As He Tries To Run Across The Diamond

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by Tommy Gimler

There are some “streaking” attempts that are totally worth the $1,000 fine and a night in the clink.

This isn’t one of them.

The San Diego Padres haven’t given their 200 or so fans much to cheer about this year. Basically, their play on the baseball diamond in 2018 has been the equivalent to this douchebag’s attempt to run across the outfield at Petco Park: pathetic.

Unfortunately for this dumb fuck, he chose the one section in Petco that was being manned by somebody with athletic skill. I mean, did you see the crew that showed up 10 seconds later to basically look up into the crowd as if this clown was some part of a flash mob kind of streaking? Like others were going to see a grown man wearing another grown man’s jersey and say, “Hey, let’s run onto the field now?” Odds are even this guy could have found a way to bolt past them.

We’re not sure what the exact fine is for running onto the diamond at Petco Park, but if officials really wanted to prevent somebody from ever doing that again, our suggestion would be to drop him or her off in Tijuana at 1 a.m. and then making him or her walk back to the USA border. Odds are if they escaped there with a pulse, they’d think otherwise about being a shitdick once they set foot in a first world country again…

Wait, there’s more: J.J. Redick Says His Car Service Driver Had A Caged Human Being In The Trunk

You have got to see this shit:

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