Minor League Manager Gets Ejected, Pretends To Hit A Home Run And Runs Around The Bases

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by Tommy Gimler

Butch Hobson can plow my sister.

Odds are before today you best recognized Hobson from the line, “Who in the hell is Butch Hobson?”

Well, Hobson is currently managing the Chicago Dogs of the Independent American Association, so he’s probably pulling down almost $19K a year. Good work. During yesterday’s game against the Sioux City Explorers, Hobson was ejected for arguing a second strike called against his batter, but instead of calling the ump a cocksucker and returning to the dugout, Hobson decided to get his money’s worth by pretending to hit a bomb over the left field wall and then rounding the bases like a fucking champ.

That swing for the fences was apparently brought to you by Pepsi, and it was really made official after Hobson gave the third base coach a low five (one that might have fucked up that dude’s thumb) and then thanked the gods for blessing him with such awesome power.

The final score of the game was…Christ, I can’t find it. To hell with it…

Wait, there’s more: Massive Points In Your ‘Athletes Getting Arrested Fantasy League’ After Richie Incognito Asks Funeral Home Employees To Cut Off His Dead Dad’s Head

You have got to see this shit:

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