by Tommy Gimler

Thankfully, it didn’t smell like “dog food or dog shit.”

In between doing my sixth and seventh mock fantasy drafts tonight because I’m in Williamsport and I’m a huge nerd, I took a peek at Deadspin, and only one of their stories seemed clickable. That story? You guessed it – J.J. Redick discussing how his car service driver yesterday was transporting a female human being in a cage in the back of his SUV.

Grab a can of Keystone Light and listen to this unbelievable clip from his podcast. Yes, J.J. Redick has a podcast for some reason.

Well then. I guess we know what Harvey Weinstein is doing for work these days. Good lord…

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You have got to see this shit: