The Orioles Got Stuck In An Elevator Yesterday

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by Frank Rhombus

I don’t have time to be cute, so I’m just going to come out and say it: The Baltimore Orioles are fucking garbage.

At 28-71, Baltimore is the worst team in the bigs. First baseman Chris Davis is still on pace to have the worst season ever for a Major League hitter. Manny Machado is now a Dodger. Dylan Bundy sucks balls again. The “offense” has compiled the worst batting average in all of baseball, while the pitchers have combined to post the second-highest ERA in MLB.

Simply put, 2018 has been a bad year for the Baltimore Orioles, but just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, Adam Jones and Chris Davis went and got stuck in a freight elevator after their loss to the Blue Jays Friday night.

Jesus tittyfucking.

This should sum up what has to be going through the minds of Orioles players and fans at this point:


Wait, there’s more: If You Thought Angel Hernandez And C.B. Bucknor Sucked As Umps, Wait Until You See This Clown

You have got to see this shit:

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