Ladies, Do You Love Your Man Enough That You’d Let Him Use Your Finger To Pick His Nose?

train nose picker with girl finger

by Tommy Gimler

Again, that’s your finger in his nose.

The average human being picks his or her nose four times a day. Well, unless you’re my grandpa or you live in a desert. Then you’re digging in your beak about 74 times every hour. It’s just that before you start digging for gold, odds are you look around to make sure nobody can see inside your Prius.

But not this dude who was recently caught doing a little schnoz cleaning on the train. Of course, this wouldn’t be the first time somebody was recorded picking his or her nose in public, but what catapults this one to the category of “no fucking way did that just happen” is the fact that he’s using his girlfriend’s finger to do the job, and she’s absolutely at peace with her decision to let him do so. 

Now, they are sitting in a courtesy seat, so there is the slight chance that there’s something a little off with either of them. In fact, even if they weren’t sitting in a courtesy seat, the fact that he’s picking his boogers out with her finger would give off the notion that something’s a little fucked up with both of them. Hell, who knows? Maybe the last time they let that dude pick his nose with his own finger, he dug in so far that his finger went straight through his brain and out the top of his dome, and he wound up looking like a fucking Garbage Pail Kid in the process. And now, this is the only safe way to get the job done.

However, our guess is that that kid’s dad owns Red Bull or some shit, and she’s willing to do whatever it takes – and I mean whatever it takes - to make sure she sees her share of that inheritance one day…

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