You Ever Seen A Baseball Player Get To Third Base On A Walk?

milo beam

by Tommy Gimler

No, but I once saw a baseball player get to third base with this girl in the lobby of my college dorm.

Odds are you missed the Purdue-Michigan baseball game last night because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed the Boilermakers advance in the Big Ten Tournament thanks in large part to a simple base on balls that somehow turned into the dude getting to third base instead of stopping at first.

Here’s what that looked like:

Milo Beam. Remember that name the next time you need to show some shitdick millennial that running hard can indeed pay off…  

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You have got to see this shit:  

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