Just Some Redneck Turds In Georgia Fighting Over The Score Of A Charity Cornhole Game

cornhole fight

by Tommy Gimler

“Cut the crap!”

According to the Douglas County Chamber’s website, one of their signature events to raise scholarship money for “local high school seniors who demonstrate outstanding leadership and community service potential” is the annual cornhole tournament at Foxhall Resort and Sporting Club. You can tell they take the double elimination tourney seriously because on top of the $35 registration fee, there is live music and a raffle for a set of cornhole boards. Plus, the event goes off rain or shine.

I mean, look how much fun this guy had last year:

cornhole fun

Not one but two thumbs up, so you know it’s fucking legit here.

Another sign that the tournament is the real deal? You guessed it – people actually fight over the score:

This is stupid! Nice touch, lady.

And great work, fellas. Way to show the kids what they have to look forward to when they’re living out their adulthood in Georgia, which is apparently not much. Shoutout to the dude in the pink collared shirt for the reminder that the majority of dudes with one of those hanging in their closets are absolute douchebags, though.

Really, that clip was simply a reminder to stay in school, kids. I mean, nobody in Georgia has ever been accused of being great at math, but there’s no denying that if these fucking hillbillies would have been able to properly add up to 21 in mostly single-digit increments, this “ridiculous” brawl at a “cornhole tournament fundraiser” never would have happened.

Of course, there is also the possibility that neither their lack of math skills nor their lack of common sense was their fault. I mean, when you’re the result of two cousins fucking each other on a Georgia pig farm, you’re obviously going to be wired a tad differently…

Wait, there’s more: If You’re Going After Parents Armed With A Baseball Bat, It’s Probably Time To Stop Coaching

You have got to see this shit:

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