Here’s Andrew Luck Looking Absolutely Yoked At The Indy 500

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by Tommy Gimler

His shoulder might be dicked, but his biceps are looking like they belong on The Rock.

To say Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck has been getting his swole on this offseason would be a bigger understatement than saying I would like to hold Kate Upton’s hand, as everybody knows that I would eat blueberry yogurt out of her asshole, and I hate blueberry yogurt.

Check out this picture somebody took of him after he rode his bike to the Indy 500 over the weekend.

Good Christ. Based on that picture, we have no choice to assume that he hasn’t crushed one ass this offseason because he’s been too busy sleeping at his local 24-Hour Fitness, but only after he’s crushed a few protein shakes or Promax bars following some clanging and banging, of course.

It’s no secret that the Colts are a much better team when Luck is on the field, as they have won 43 of the 70 games he has started. But even if Luck’s shoulder winds up being as healthy as his guns, there will still be one major obstacle to overcome, and that of course is that the rest of his team sucks…

Wait, there’s more: DC Reporter Not Too Thrilled With Dipshit Capitals Fan Who Interrupted Live Report After Game 1 Loss

You have got to see this shit:

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