by Tommy Gimler

Hey, who knows? Maybe he actually wants to talk with a stutter.

Odds are you’ll best recognize the name Bryce Tucker from the line, “Who in the hell is Bryce Tucker?”

Well, turns out the dude is closing ballgames for the UCF Knights, who had a 4-0 lead on the Miami Hurricanes in a recent meaningless regular season college baseball game. The final score wound up being the same 4-0 mark thanks to Tucker, who worked out of a bases-loaded jam with nobody out thanks to his nasty array of pitches.

But it wasn’t until after he slammed the door on that turd Ryan Braun’s alma mater that Tucker really got nasty. And by that we mean that the dude looked like he was going through some kind of exorcism/roid rage combo as he walked toward his own catcher and then head-butted the motherfucker.

Bryce Tucker has the closer mentality pic.twitter.com/vv6NwH3eBH

— Teddy Cahill (@tedcahill) April 12, 2018

Geez, it’s only a game, Focker.

Other than a possible concussion, Tucker is the proud owner of a preseason All-American honor. So he’s got that going for him, which is nice…

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You have got to see this shit:  

Lmaooooooooo pic.twitter.com/7opf6JBMyI

— John (@Friar_Faithful) April 13, 2018