Cardinals Radio Guy Mike Shannon Is Here To Talk ‘Blow Jobs’

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, I’ll be honest. He’s got me listening.

Odds are Saturday afternoon’s Cardinals-Diamondbacks game sucked balls, and that probably had something to do with the fact that the Cardinals were playing the Diamondbacks. But thanks to the great Mike Shannon, it was actually worth your time if you were listening to the game on the radio, which of course means he took time out of his day to tell you about a blow job.

Yup, that was probably the most listened to in-game ad in the history of the game.

This isn’t the first time Shannon has said something out of the ordinary. In fact, there is a site called Shannonisms.com that is dedicated to keeping track of some of his gems, such as “He’s workin’ us over like a pair of kissin’ cousins!” He apparently said that after a home run by that dickbag Ryan Braun.

Mike Shannon, ladies and gentlemen: Kissin’ cousins, blow jobs and Cardinals baseball…

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You have got to see this shit:

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