These Royals Players Look Ecstatic About Having To Sit Through An Anti-Porn Presentation

Royals porn addiction

by Tommy Gimler

What a waste of time! Just like studying 19th century French poetry in college.

Everybody knows that the majority of baseball players not named Carlos Martinez don’t have an online porn addiction because between playing 162 games and cheating on their wives afterward, there just isn’t enough time in the day to surf for smut.

Well, apparently it’s everybody except the cocksuckers over at Fight The New Drug, who think that the biggest problem plaguing our society is a free online video of two college coeds scissoring on their teacher’s desk. They decided to stop by and chat up the “dangers of online porn” with the Kansas City Royals this week, and let’s just say the majority of players and coaches look absolutely thrilled with their message.

Ugh, disgusting.

Personally, I think they have it all wrong by saying porn kills love. I mean, in my case, porn has reaffirmed that I love women. A lot…

Wait, there’s more: The Sports Gambling Podcast’s Colby Dant Stops By To Talk College Basketball, Crazy Aldon Smith And Deion Sanders Shocked By Fast White Guys

You have got to see this shit:

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