Max Scherzer Needed Just 40 Seconds To Strike Out Tim Tebow On Three Pitches

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, what do you know, Harris? Apparently Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball.

So Max Scherzer got the opportunity of a lifetime this morning, as Jesus Christ in the flesh (aka Tim Tebow) stepped into the batter’s box.

Let’s just say that Scherzer against Tebow went down exactly the way you’d think it would: 3 pitches, 3 strikes in just 40 seconds.

Embarrassing. Hell, almost as embarrassing as those seats at a spring training game. What, could you not front the seven bucks necessary to sit behind the visitor’s dugout?

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You have got to see this shit:

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