Look How Horny These Mets Fans Got After Their Team Won On Opening Day

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by Tommy Gimler

Good lord. I assuming she’d let him and his pals run a train on her if they were there during a World Series Game 7 win.

The New York Mets curb stomped porn addict Carlos Martinez and the St. Louis Cardinals 9-4 at Citi Field yesterday, and I was pretty giddy about it for two reasons. For starters, I hate the fucking Cardinals. And two, my big win totals bet on our DUDCast this week was the Mets over at 81.5 games.

But New York’s Opening Day victory was far more titillating for one couple who watched the action in person and then decided to make a little action of their own. And yes, by that I mean that he reached into her pants and began fingering her in front of everybody.

Tasty.

There’s passionate, and then there’s whatever you would call that. You could just see from the side of her face that she was at the point of “I don’t care if we get caught. I want them to see it.”

In a related story, I’m done shaking hands and using condiments at ballparks…

Wait, there’s more: Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

You have got to see this shit:

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