Liquid Shit Pouring Onto The Diamond At Dodger Stadium Is A Great Way To Begin Our MLB Preview Podcast

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by Tommy Gimler

Looks like Larry King forgot to wear his diaper.

I’ve had so many people tell my that Dodger Stadium is a great place to watch a baseball game, and every time I hear that, I have the same response: It’s shit. I mean, at least last night it sure as shit was. Literally.

With the Dodgers leading 4-3 in the bottom of the fifth against the Angels in a meaningless tuneup game, a sewage pipe burst, and the foul territory down the third base line was flooded with what looked like a big time Matt Kemp beer shit.

So there it is, kids. That is Dodger Stadium doing its best Oakland Coliseum impression. My guess is that that is exactly what it would look like if you mixed Taco Bell and waffles at 4 a.m. after an all-day bender at Prince O’Whales.

Any crap, our gambling guru Barry Murphy and TMZ’s Gary Dudak joined me in studio for our annual MLB preview DUDcast, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think the Mets are going to have an above-average season. In fact, I even put money on the Mets this year, something that is almost as dangerous as going bareback with Charlie Sheen. Yup, that’s an AIDS joke.

Tell your wife to take a fucking hike, and enjoy The Daily Upper Decker’s 2018 MLB preview podcast…

Man, I have got to get this shit on iTunes…

Wait, there’s more: Every National League Team’s 2018 Preview In Two Sentences Or Less

You have got to see this shit:

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