Making $44 Million Playing Baseball Wasn’t Enough To Keep Esteban Loaiza From Slinging Cocaine

esteban loaiza

by Frank Rhombus

In this world, there are fucking morons and then there’s Esteban Loaiza.

You see, kids, the former MLB pitcher needs a category of his own because lumping him in with the fucking morons would be a disservice to those fucking morons.

According to Baseball Reference, the 46-year-old Loaiza made just a c-hair less than $44 million throwing a baseball for the Pirates, Blue Jays, White Sox, Dodgers, Yankees, Nationals, Athletics and Rangers from 1995 to 2008. He not only started the All-Star Game for the American League in 2003, but he also finished second in the Cy Young vote that year thanks to a 21-9 record to go along with a 2.90 ERA.

Our guess is that the judge Loaiza stands in front of tomorrow won’t be as concerned with that as much as the felony drug charges he now faces after police found an estimated half million dollars of what was believed to be cocaine.

No word on what Loaiza blew his millions from baseball on that forced him to get into the Peruvian marching powder game, but our guess is drugs…    

Wait, there’s more: Two Great Weekend Clips: Blake Griffin Being A Bitch And The Hockey Fight Of The Year

You have got to see this shit:  

What do you think? Leave a comment or subscribe to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Image Description