Jason Kelce Delivered What Is Probably The Greatest Speech Of All Time

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by Tommy Gimler

I still don’t know what “fourth and down” is, but it doesn’t matter.

Even that “clown named Mike Lombardi” will let that slide after hearing the rest of Jason Kelce’s epic speech on the “Rocky Steps” yesterday.

That’s right, Abraham Lincoln. Move aside. The greatest speech in the history of the great state of Pennsylvania no longer belongs to you. It belongs to Eagles center Jason Kelce, who delivered this fuck bomb-laced underdog rant of biblical proportions to the delight of millions of Philly faithful who watched it live in person, still hungover on their mom’s couch from Sunday’s big game and of course, from the comfort of their third-grade classroom desks.

Grab two cans of Yuengling a bottle of Tullamore Dew and take it all in, kids.

And boom goes the dynamite.

If you’re keeping score at home, Kelce’s attire and antics yesterday have catapulted him into the top ten on the list of guys who can plow my sister. In fact, behind just Mike Trout and Clayton Kershaw, he’s made it all the way into the top three. Well done, sir.

In a related story, Mike Lombardi is taking his ass pounding like a fucking champ:  

Wait, there’s more: Jason Kelce Dropping F-Bombs On Live TV Was Outstanding

You have got to see this shit:

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One Response to Jason Kelce Delivered What Is Probably The Greatest Speech Of All Time

  1. NachoDan says:

    Is this from Wrestlemania?

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